Mom: “Why are you smiling? ……. Are you thinking of a cute boy? ……Do you have a crush?”
Me: “Nope. Just thinking about two gay boys that like each other”
Anonymous whispered: Rachel auditions for a Fox show. Blaine will become her famous co-star, they'll ask him to play straight, they'll throw a beard at him, and Kurt will become a famous children's author. "The Earth of Tales" will be his popular series. But Glee is not a documentary...
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .